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spore creature
SPORE FACT: all creatures are valid, especially the omnivores.
lego
LEGO ALERT: two bricks have found love.
xbox orb
XBOX BIOS: goo level = 98.9%
do not disturb the cheef
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RIFF OF THE DAY (advanced)
d20
D&D GOSPEL: put the dice "up yours"
SQUIRMY TRANSMISSION
modus operandi no longer relevant
“i think we've squirmed our last y.”
I SPY CHALLENGE
difficulty: impossible
find the tiny spoon. find the tiny key. find inner peace.
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UNDER CONSTRUCTION

WELCOME TO THE MONORAIL!

make peace with what you seek
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welcome to the personal chorals of Monorail! these pages are dedicated to my personal interests and life

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SPORE SHRINE

Spore Shrine

WELCOME, CREATURE ARCHITECT.
please offer one (1) proboscis to the altar.

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all hail our lords Maxis and Brian Eno. the full shrine lives here

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